As the fall colors and chilly evenings arrive, it’s time once again to gather with family and friends (even if it’s virtually this year) to celebrate all that we have to be thankful for, and relive all the ways that you’ve disappointed them, yet again, this year.

Without a doubt their biggest disappointment will be your continued obsession with this thing you call “Craft” beer.

YOUR MOM: “You spent HOW much on that 4 pack of fruit juice, Jimothy? But you sleep on a futon!”

With this list of 7 great, Louisville-made gateway beers (almost all of which can be found at your local grocery store -- we recommend ValuMarket, Mid City Mall) you’ll remind them of the crisp lagers they're used to, but also show them that there’s so much more great beer out there... and that maybe... just maybe... you’re not a complete degenerate.

With each beer, we’ll also provided recommendations for other Louisville made gateway beers we think they’ll love!

"And then I said, 'We'll, there's no price tag on it - so it must be free, right?'"

Aunt Karen cackles at her own joke and nearly spills her third cosmopolitan before knocking back the rest of the glass.

"Fix your aunty another, junior. And make it snappy." (more cackling.)

Your mother mouths "no" from across the kitchen and tilts her thumb and pinkie finger to her mouth. Instead of reaching for the Citron, you pull out a Tangerine Barstow from Mile Wide.

She turns up her nose, "Eww. You know I hate those bitter lagers."

"I know, Aunt Karen. But all they had were lagers, so I demanded to speak to the manager."

Is that a small tear of pride, or her Botox leaking?
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"I told him my Aunt Karen doesn't like 'normal ' beers. So he pointed this out to me special. It's an American Wheat Ale with delicious Tangerine and I got it especially for you!"

"Mmmmm." she says, taking a big glug. "You know who would love this? Your Cousin Dannny. He's got such great taste, wish they could be here, they're so busy with the baaaby, and did I tell you he just got ANOTHER promotion? What do you do again?"

You sigh, crack a crisp, clean, sessionable Barstow for yourself and smile through the pain.

MAY WE ALSO RECOMMEND:
TANGERINE G (Tangerine Gose) - Atrium Brewing

"Heyya, kiddo!" calls Dad, "Come watch the game with me?" 

Honestly, you know as much about sports as he knows about historical Belgian lambic production, but you love spending time with the old man.

"Sure, Dad. Need a beer?"

"Is the Pope Catholic?"

You crack a couple cold Louisville Lagers from Goodwood.

"You know Dad," you say as he takes a sip, "this Louisville lager beer is made from 100% Kentucky grown grain and is aged on White Ash, that's the same wood used to make Louisville Sluggers."

"Wow, you don't say? They use this to make baseball bats?"

You see three or four other empty beer bottles on the coffee table so you just roll with it. 

"Umm, kinda?" 

He grips the can like a baseball bat and cocks back for a swing.

"Hey kiddo, do I look like Barry Bonds."

"You sure do, Dad. You sure do."

MAY WE ALSO RECOMMEND:
MAPLE OATMEAL STOUT (Oatmeal Stout) - Gordon Biersch

A 90's Del Sol blasts vintage Beastie Boys and barrels down the street squealing to a stop outside.

"Hi Kyle." you wave.

Kyle pulls his body halfway out the open driver's window pumping his fists in the air.

"COU-SIN. COU-SIN!!!" 

The rest of him pops out and he gives you a big hug. 

"By the way, I'm going by K-Dawg now. You think your mom can do this laundry? Hey, you guys got any brewsky around here?"

You toss K-Dawg's enormous linen bag into the laundry room and toss him a Hauck's American Pilsner from Monnik.

He eyes the can suspiciously, "Thanks, but I'm a pretty dedicated Natty guy."

"Give it a try Ky... K-Dawg. You know, this beer was named after Geroge Hauck, World War II vet and Schnitzelburg's O.G. number one citizen."

"That'll play." he says and downs it immediately. 

Behind him the laundry door creaks open and a figure appears, silhouetted against the bright light.

"Hello, son." 

K-Dawg freezes mid chug. His eyed go wide.

MAY WE ALSO RECOMMEND:
STRAIGHT OUTTA CLIFTON (West Coast IPA) - Gallant Fox
CLEARLY KENTUCKIAN (Flavored Hard Seltzer) - Ten20

"GET BACK HERE AND SAY HELLO TO YOUR FATHER!" Aunt Karen screams and storms off after K-Dawg.

"HE'S NOT MY FATHER!" K-Dawg yells back and runs from the kitchen.

Uncle Dougie moves to go after her, but you put your hand on his shoulder.

"Give them a minute." You say. "Let's have a beer."

You open the garage cooler and pop a couple A-Beers from Against the Grain.

"He just can't accept that his mother and I are back together again." says your Uncle Dougie taking a long pull from his can.

"Well," you say, trying to be kind, "you've been out there 'finding yourself' for a long time. Now you show back up, ready for him to treat you like a father, but have you asked if you're ready to treat yourself the same way."

He sits down on the cooler and buries his head in his hands.

You pat him on the back. "Take this beer for example. When you're ready for a beer, you deserve the best. You deserve A-Beer. When Kyle is ready for a father, doesn't he deserve the best too?"

Dougie looks up at you and sniffs, "He does. I'm gonna be the A-Beer of Dads to that kid. So help me God."

MAY WE ALSO RECOMMEND:
WADE'S  RyePA (Rye Pale Ale) - ​Old Louisville Brewery
SHAKEN NATURE (Mango Milkshake IPA) - Holsopple

Late that evening you wander to the backyard for a bit of peace-and-quiet. A cool breeze wafts the smell of wood smoke and you see your old neighbor Buck sitting out by a campfire.

"Why don't you tell the old Buckster all about it, ya little buckaroo?"

You tell old Buck all about your day and your wacky family. He listens quietly, like an old friend.

"Well," he says, staring into the fire, "that's quite a story. You say that all you did was share a bunch of beer you love. But to these old ears, sounds like what you actually shared was love itself. And sharing love," Buck winks and smiles, "well, that's what Christmas is all about."

"It's Thanksgiving, Buck."

Buck taps the tip of his nose and takes a long drink of beer.

​"Exactly."

​MAY WE ALSO RECOMMEND:
PAY IT FORWARD COCOA PORTER (American Porter) -  West Sixth NuLu

​In Louisville we're used to seeing barrel-aged beers, but Against the Grain Brewery and Buzzard's Roost Sippin' Whiskey took things a step further with their recently-released Roosted Chiquen collaboration - an Amber Lager and Straight Rye Whiskey that share the same custom oak profile (that should be, according to both companies, sipped together). Both products showcase the same notes of vanilla and smoke from the oak aging process.

"We've experimented with smoke and oak flavors since we first started brewing," said Jerry Gnagy, co-founder and Head Brewer at Against the Grain, in a prepared statement. "We saw what Buzzard's was doing with their specialized, custom barrels and thought it'd be un to see what happens when we introduced our amber lager to the same wood."

Buzzard's Roost, a new whiskey brand based out of Louisville, uses a unique barreling method - all their barrels are charred or toasted to a specified temperature that results in known flavor profiles that they can impact the rye whiskey inside. 

"Think of the staves we use in our barrels as a spice rack," said Jason Brauner, Buzzard's Roost Master Blender. "Picking and choosing flavor profiles, specific to the wood on a molecular level, we can make a pretty good guess at what flavors will be imparted on our whiskey. Turns out - it also works well with beer.

Both products are available now at Against the Grain Public House (1576 Bardstown Road) with plans to sell at retailers throughout Kentucky later in November.

For more information, visit www.atgbrewery.com or www.buzzardsroostwhiskey.com

And while you're visiting Public House for a sippin' beer and sippin' whiskey, you can get your Louisville Ale Trail Passport stamped.